Verse 1: Woke up this morning, stepped out of my bed,
Felt something squishy underneath my head.
Looked down, and to my surprise,
Cat puke, cat puke, right before my eyes.
Felt something squishy underneath my head.
Looked down, and to my surprise,
Cat puke, cat puke, right before my eyes.
Chorus: Cat puke, cat puke, what did that dang cat eat?
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Verse 2: Last night we had chicken, a little bit of fish,
Leftovers vanished, not a single dish.
Thought it was safe, but I guess I was wrong,
Now I'm cleaning up, singing this ol' song.
Leftovers vanished, not a single dish.
Thought it was safe, but I guess I was wrong,
Now I'm cleaning up, singing this ol' song.
Chorus: Cat puke, cat puke, what did that dang cat eat?
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Bridge: That ol' tabby’s got a stomach of steel,
Eats anything in sight, that's the deal.
From table scraps to bugs in the yard,
But waking up to puke, man, that's just hard.
Eats anything in sight, that's the deal.
From table scraps to bugs in the yard,
But waking up to puke, man, that's just hard.
Verse 3: Grab the mop, and I clean it up right,
But you know it'll happen again tonight.
Country living's got its ups and downs,
From cat puke mornings to sundown towns.
But you know it'll happen again tonight.
Country living's got its ups and downs,
From cat puke mornings to sundown towns.
Chorus: Cat puke, cat puke, what did that dang cat eat?
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Outro: So here's to the critters that we hold dear,
Even when they cause a mess, they're always near.
Cat puke, cat puke, we'll make it through,
Just another day in the life we choose.
Even when they cause a mess, they're always near.
Cat puke, cat puke, we'll make it through,
Just another day in the life we choose.
