Verse 1: Woke up this morning, stepped out of my bed,
Felt something squishy underneath my head.
Looked down, and to my surprise,
Cat puke, cat puke, right before my eyes.
Chorus: Cat puke, cat puke, what did that dang cat eat?
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Verse 2: Last night we had chicken, a little bit of fish,
Leftovers vanished, not a single dish.
Thought it was safe, but I guess I was wrong,
Now I'm cleaning up, singing this ol' song.
Chorus: Cat puke, cat puke, what did that dang cat eat?
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Bridge: That ol' tabby’s got a stomach of steel,
Eats anything in sight, that's the deal.
From table scraps to bugs in the yard,
But waking up to puke, man, that's just hard.
Verse 3: Grab the mop, and I clean it up right,
But you know it'll happen again tonight.
Country living's got its ups and downs,
From cat puke mornings to sundown towns.
Chorus: Cat puke, cat puke, what did that dang cat eat?
Stuck to my feet, oh, it ain't so sweet.
Cat puke, cat puke, it's a morning surprise,
In this country life, you take it all in stride.
Outro: So here's to the critters that we hold dear,
Even when they cause a mess, they're always near.
Cat puke, cat puke, we'll make it through,
Just another day in the life we choose.
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